Surf Culture

The Return Of Gonad Man

Surfersvillage Global Surf News, 15 July, 2009 : - -  Well, he's back. After resisting calls to revive Gonad Man for ten years, I am pleased to announce that he has decided to re-enter the public arena.

Readers with good memories may recall how, as the nineties ebbed away, Gonads increasingly struggled with the harsh spotlight of fame. When he finally fell from the public gaze, back in ’99, his drinking was out of control and his world shrouded in existential darkness. Now, having spent many of the subsequent years in the wilderness, he’s back and ready to wreak some havoc on an unsuspecting surfing world.

In fact, so surprising was his return and so immediate his impact on global surfing affairs, that it is necessary to set out the full, remarkable story in comic novel form. But committing this story to print will take time, friends, and even artists have to eat.

I am asking for your support to help me bring this amazing story to light. For around a dollar a month, you can have exclusive access to each new chapter as it comes fresh off the drawing board. By subscribing, and by passing this email on to your friends, you will be doing your bit to help with the creation of what will surely be the greatest surfing story ever told.

Might I say, reader, that I have been privileged to hear the entire story and its spectacular climax over many late nights sitting round the fire with the Man himself, and this is no idle boast. Surfing’s greed merchants should be afraid. Gonad Man is back, he’s on the net and they can’t shut him down.

Subscribe now to get the full, shocking story, balls and all.

www.gonadman.com

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Mark Sutherland

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