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In Ireland St Patrick’s Day is a holiday but increasingly people from all around the world gather to celebrate all things Irish. St Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland and is the person celebrated on Ireland’s national day.
Ok, so he wasn’t born Irish but he has become an integral part of the Irish heritage. His services across Ireland in the 5th century are said to have brought religion to the country. Legend also has it that St Patrick used a shamrock in his preaching to explain the Holy Trinity and that he was responsible for banishing all the snakes from Ireland.
A Muslim was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips'.
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ''Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice".
Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.
"It´s alcohol and alcohol alone that´s responsible for your present sorry state!"
"I´m glad to hear you say that," replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief.
"Everybody else says it´s all my fault!"
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.
"Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
Duncan Scott, at Aileens Co, Clare Ireland : photo Aaron Pearce
3-year-old paddy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' - 'Not yet,' she replied.
Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.
"Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I´m afraid he´s goin´ to die."
"Shure, an´ why would he be dyin´?" asked the other.
"Ah, he´s gotten so thin. You´re thin enough, and I´m thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What´s your name and address?"
"I´m Paddy O´Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.
"I´m Seamus O´Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.
They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road.
The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!"
The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?"
The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken."
The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves."
The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?"
"Well," the priest says, "I don´t know what your aft´ to be tellin´ them.
But I´ll be tellin´ them I wasn´t the one drinkin´."
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